If he’s wonderful enough to deserve you, it shouldn’t be a problem to introduce him to your parents.
I’d use wonderful loosely.
Drink a little less? I’ve heard stories and I’m worried, sweetie. But eat all you want, I’m not even going to try to stop you there.
I’m also trying to avoid introducing a significant other—who seems annoyingly persistent to do so—to my parents. So trust me, I’ll need drinks.
You should probably send them a gift basket with a big “Fuck you” attached then.
I’m settling for drinking all their alcohol, eating all their food, using all their facilities and never acknowledging their existence.